50 + Rawrsome T Rex Jokes!

We all love to have a laugh and even dinosaurs must have been amused by something other than fighting and eating each other. So we have these (and more on the site) jokes involving that king of the Tyrant lizards the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Just make sure you are a long way from them if you try to tell them one of these T Rex Jokes!

So here are some of the best T Rex jokes on their very own page, only fitting for the King of the Tyrant lizards!

if you are looking for more dinosaur jokes, including T Rex jokes, then we have a whole page just covering these on the site. you can check it out on the link below.

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We have these T Rex Jokes in no particular order and for some we have a downloadable image or infographic you can download and use ( just remember to credit if you post it online 😛 ).

There are over 50 T Rex jokes on this page and as we think of or find more we will make sure to add them to this list and don’t forget to check out the other dinosaur jokes (including T Rex jokes) on the page linked above!

1. What do you call a dinosaur who wears a cowboy hat and boots and tries to ride a horse?

Tyrannosaurus Tex!

2. What do you call a dinosaurs car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

3. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?

Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

4. Why do we write T-Rex instead of Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Because T rex likes shorthand

5. What so you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

Lefty or anything you want they are (h)armless!

6. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyranno-chorus.

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7. I think one of my friends might be a T-Rex

Because whenever it’s time for him to pay for drinks he can never reach his wallet

8. How do you ask a Tyrannosaurus for a drink?

“Would you like a Tea, Rex?”

tea rex joke

9. What’s the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?

Hope he doesn’t see you.

10. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?

You got a friend in me.

11. What do you call a T-Rex who really hates losing?

A saur loser.

12. Why Did the t Rex Have a massage

because he was a Dino Sore

13. What do you call a dinosaurs old boyfriend?

Tyrannosaurus ex.

14. What do you get if you mix a T- rex with explosives?


15. What do you call an anxious and worried dinosaur?

A nervous Rex.

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16. What is T. rex’s favorite number?

Eight! (ate)

17. Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?

Tyrannosaurus specs

18. What does a T-rex use to cut wood?

With a dino – saw!

19. What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken?

He got Tyrannosaurus pecked!

Cross a T Rex with a Chicken

20. What do you say to a T-rex who is wearing earphones?

Whatever you want. He can’t hear you.

21. Who was the dinosaurs favourite D.J?

Tyrannosaurus Decks!

22. What did the T-Rex say at lunch time?

Let’s grab a bite.

23. What do you call a dinosaur who snores?

A Tyranno-snorus!

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24. What did T Rex use to drive their cars?

Fossil fuel.

25. What is a T Rex’s least favourite reindeer?


26. “Did you hear about the Tyrannosaurus rex who entertained a lot?”

It always had friends over for lunch.

27. How did the T Rex feel after it ate a pillow for dinner?

A little Down in the mouth.

down in the mouth dinosaur eats a pillow joke

28. What do you call a T Rex fart?

An Exstinktion Event!

29. How do you know if there is a T Rex in your refrigerator?

The door won’t shut!

30. What Sauce is the T Rex’s Favorite?

Dino – sauce

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31. What do T Rex use on the floors of their kitchens?


32. What did the T Rex use to cut wood?

A dino-saw

33. What is a T Rex’s favorite clothing brand?


34. What happens when T Rex leaves its car out in the rain?

It Tyrannosaurus Rusts

35. What vehicle does a Tyrannosaurus rex use to fly in Space?

A dino-saucer

36. What is a T Rex’s favorite thing in the playground?

A dino-see-saw-r

37. What did the T-Rex say when it saw the volcano erupt?

“What a lava-ly day!”

T Rex volcano joke

38. What do you get when you cross a t Rex with a glove?

I don’t know, but you shouldn’t stick your hand in it!

39. How should you talk to a T Rex

From far away

40. How do Dinosaurs pay for lunch?

With Tyrannosaurus Checks!

41. Where do dinosaurs feel most pain?

In their Tyrannosaurus necks

42. Where do Dinosaurs go to fix their computers

To Tyrannosaurus Techs!

43. Why did the Dinosaur go to the Gym?

To work on his Tyrannosaurus Pecks

why did the dinosaur go to the gym

44. What did the Dinosaur do after the Gym

He tyrannosaurus Flexed

45. Where does T Rex go shopping?

To the Dino – Store!

46. What does a T Rex call a Porcupine

A toothbrush

47. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex

He is a small arms dealer

48. What do you get when you cross a T-Rex and a human?

A T-Rex, just a T Rex

49. Do t-rex like explosions

I don’t know but another dino might

50. A T-Rex and a Giganotosaurus are sitting in a bar

And the giganotosaurus points to a triceratops in the corner and says“Why is he first to get served?”And the T-Rex says“Because he was herbivorous”

51. Why shouldn’t you fight a t-rex?

You’ll get jurasskicked

52. Why was the T-Rex forced to close their shop?

It was very short handed.

53. How do Tyrannosaurus Rexes settle an argument?

A quick game of scissors paper stone scissors scissors.

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54. Why Did the T Rex lose the Surfing Competition?

He could only Hang 6, he could never hang 10

55. Why did the T Rex Have no friends?

He was always showing people two fingers!

and finally as we wrote this 2 weeks before christmas we have a T – Rex Christmas joke for you! So happy holidays if you found these T Rex Jokes in December!

56. What Dinosaur Loves Christmas the most?

Why, Tree Rex of course!!

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We hope you liked these T Rex jokes, we know they are a little corny but we like them! It seemed only right to give a whole page to T Rex jokes with it being the King of the dinosaurs! Don’t forget to check out our full dinosaur jokes page for more if you like these.

And of course we are not the only site out there with dinosaur jokes, though there are not many with just T Rex jokes! so feel free to check out those listed below as well.

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